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Low liquidity coins on automated market makers with exponential price curves are shitcoins. You can call them Creator Coins, Culture Tokens, Internet Capital Markets, Music Tokens, AI Tokens, or Memecoins, but it won't change the toxic fundamentals. It's a zero sum PvP game of musical chairs. Nobody leaves with more than they came with unless someone else is losing. And retail gets rinsed by snipers, bundlers, coordinated pump and dumps, FNF groups, and industrial scale autonomous trading bots. Repeatedly pretending you don't know that is disingenuous, delusional and at best naive for anyone who's been in crypto for more than a year to suggest otherwise. You can't just rename "minting dogshit with no liquidity and putting it in a Uniswap pool" to Creator Coins and expect the outcome to be any different without at least trying to alter the tokenomics, or at least some kind of flywheel, to prevent the obvious outcome. 99.99999% of tokens like this go to zero with haste, anything that survives for more than a year is an extremely rare exception to the rule. I"m quoting Coop directly here, but really I'm talking to everyone making new token launchpads and shipping the same product over and over and over again promising different results. Also talking to anyone buying these coins and professing that, "Bro. I swear bro this time it's different. They're culture coins, creators bro. I swear bro, this time it's different. No no, there's an AI. You don't get it. The token is for a song and you're early to the song. No bro trust me. This is the future. It's not like literally every other coin with the exact same tokenomics. This time it's different bro. Buy my bags bro please. Please buy my bags. I am crying, pissing, and shitting in my pants bro trust me." And to be clear, sometimes I like trading shitcoins. It's occasionally fun to light money on fire trying to hit a 20x. But I know what game I'm playing. And I'm not flooding the timeline trying to convince anyone it's not a toxic hypercasino hellscape.