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@fiveoutofnine
@fiveoutofnine

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and http://Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

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@fiveoutofnine: PHP RCE bugs, GitLab CVSS 10.0, LiteLLM supply chain attack, and

@jacek0x: DEGEN lays off its dev team, plans to build options DEX Yeetr on Basex.com
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@jacek0x: DEGEN lays off its dev team, plans to build options DEX Yeetr on Base

@xmtp_
@xmtp_

Important update for the entire XMTP community: XMTP is becoming an open-source messaging stack you can run yourself. Please read this post for all of the details, changes, and plans for the future https://blog.xmtp.org/future-of-xmtp/

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@xmtp_: XMTP is becoming an open-source messaging stack you can run yourself

@bryan_johnson
@bryan_johnson

I have an AI agent that logs every negative comment someone makes about me online. It then creates a profile of the person, maps all of their social connections, and finds all their emails. Tomorrow morning, my AI agent will sent out an email blast to everyone's extended social network, detailing the horrible things they've said about me.

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@bryan_johnson: My AI agent logs negative comments about me, profiles the author

@opensea: OpenSea Mobile is now open to everyone, across 25+ chainsx.com
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@opensea: OpenSea Mobile is now open to everyone, across 25+ chains

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eMudhra Intermediate CA Compromise

Shadow worksubstack.com
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Shadow work

How Not to Fuck Up Your Takeoverx.com
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How Not to Fuck Up Your Takeover

Introducing Atmosphere Moneyatmosphere.money
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Introducing Atmosphere Money

@MadisonMills22
@MadisonMills22

SCOOP: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents inside customer accounts, including some attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions, sources told Axios. The findings have alarmed banking executives, who are racing to restrict access to their systems as AI moves at a velocity faster than financial institutions can respond, multiple industry and bank executives told Axios. Several banks are now preparing for worst-case and even “day after” scenarios, including how to rapidly secure or restore customer accounts if things go wrong, the people said. Several bank executives told Axios they're struggling to distinguish between human users and AI agents. One executive said banks also struggle to determine whether agents are authorized by customers or potentially operating without their permission, more akin to rogue agent behavior. Read my latest for Axios here: https://www.axios.com/2026/10/22/ai-agen…

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@MadisonMills22: Major US banks detect unauthorized third-party AI agents

@zoomerfied
@zoomerfied

[ ZOOMER ] A16Z TO DROP CRYPTO FROM ITS FLAGSHIP BLOCKCHAIN FUND'S NAME, FOCUS ON OTHER INVESTMENTS, ITS FIRST FOUNDING MEMBER TO ALSO LEAVE: THE INFORMATION

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@zoomerfied: a16z to drop "crypto" from its flagship blockchain fund name

@stacy_muur
@stacy_muur

Compiled a list of protocols that have shut down in 2026. 82 protocols year-to-date. I've never seen anything like this before.

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@stacy_muur: Compiled a list of 82 protocols that have shut down in 2026 so far