How to confuse someone

This wikiHow-style guide describes ways to confuse people on purpose, mainly through nonsensical or overly complicated speech, random non-sequitur replies, and surprising public stunts. It advises preparing confusing sentences such as "I wouldn't be talking to you about this if I didn't think that I wasn't alone in my views," and using obscure words like "excogitation" and "velleity." It also suggests silly answers to ordinary greetings and questions, and warns against repeatedly confusing the same person or upsetting people with pranks that intrude on their personal space.