OpenFatigue (tm) — Open is the new closed.

OpenFatigue is a satirical landing page for a fictional "fully Open-branded" platform, mocking how loosely companies use the word "open." The page lists claims such as a "license" that is "Open License™ (All Rights Reserved)," an "Actual openness" rating of 3%, and a $1.2B valuation. It also points readers to the Open Source Initiative's published definition and the Open Source AI Definition as the real standard for what open source means.